Saturday, May 7, 2011
Welcome to the Seqouia's
After a few adventures along the way, we finally made it to Eureka, CA, the gateway to the Redwoods. These are a few pictures of our neighborhood park.
It's very strange to live in the midst of trees like this and see people bartering fresh eggs for fresh mussels and oysters at our farmers market.
Yesterday Dan went fishing off the pier with the local bait of choice, jumbo shrimp. I don't mind drowning worms, but shrimp?
Hadassah and Bobby think that this would be a good place for Papa to play with them. I agree.
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Rocky!!
Rocky has not stopped moving since he was created. Here are a few photos of his normal day.
First, he needs to get his morning Java boost....
Next, he needs to unload all the silverware from the dishwasher. (look closely and you will see his preferred method of cleaning, he gets that from the military-leaning side of the family. The legs are from a different side...)
Then he likes to get his daily quota of sand intake. (Yes, Vitamin D is the latest fad substance we all need to thrive, but he knows Grandpa's advice to eat your roughage is as sound as always, especially when you wear Pampers)
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Look who's arrived!
Since his arrival, I am back in the life of the hour and a half "time bomb". Started supper? Oops, baby needs to eat...sorry kids hope you like slightly burnt curry...
Hadassah and Isaac have taken it upon themselves to make "Rocky" live up to his nickname and make him the toughest kid in the neighborhood. Yesterday, I found him halfway across the dining room licking the wood floor after I distinctly remember putting him "safely" on a blanket in the living room. Now, I know I have exceptional children, but I am pretty sure my 3 week old can't crawl yet. Hadassah cheerfully informed me that Rocky wanted to go for a ride so they "helped" him into the dining room. (translation: he was dragged there).
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Updated Green Chili List
Here is a list of everything I have eaten with green chili. Although most of these foods can be found on menus throughout the Southwest, I had to make the Hamantaschen myself.
Bagel
Beans
Beef Jerky
Beer
Breakfast Burrito
Burrito
Calzone
Caramel Popcorn
Cheddar Cheese
Cheese-steak Sandwich
Chicken Sandwich
Cheeseburger
Chili
Chili-dog
Chili-Fries
Chocolate Bar
Ciabatta Bread
Colby Jack Cheese
Crepe
Curry
Eggs Benedict
Enchilada
Fajita
Fondue
French Bread
French Fries
Frijoles
Frito Pie
Fudge
Grilled Cheese
Ground beef
Guacamole
Gravy
Hamburger
Hard candy
Hollandaise Sauce
Hotdog
Huevos Rancheros
Hamantaschen
Indian Taco
Jelly
Lamb Taco
Muffin
Nachos
Navajo Taco
Okra
Omelet
Papitas
Peanut Brittle
Pistachios
Pistachio Cranberry Chocolate
Pizza
Pork
Queso Sauce
Red Chili
Refried beans
Ribs
Roast Beef Sandwich
Salsa
Samosas
Salad
Sashimi
Sausage
Sauce
Seasoning
Shepherd’s pie
Shredded Beef
Shredded Pork
Shrimp
Sopapilla
Spicy Italian Sandwich
Spinach and bacon dip
Stroganoff
Subway Albuquerque Turkey Sandwich
Sushi
Stew
Tacos (corn and flour tortillas)
Tamale
Tempura
Tortilla Soup
Bagel
Beans
Beef Jerky
Beer
Breakfast Burrito
Burrito
Calzone
Caramel Popcorn
Cheddar Cheese
Cheese-steak Sandwich
Chicken Sandwich
Cheeseburger
Chili
Chili-dog
Chili-Fries
Chocolate Bar
Ciabatta Bread
Colby Jack Cheese
Crepe
Curry
Eggs Benedict
Enchilada
Fajita
Fondue
French Bread
French Fries
Frijoles
Frito Pie
Fudge
Grilled Cheese
Ground beef
Guacamole
Gravy
Hamburger
Hard candy
Hollandaise Sauce
Hotdog
Huevos Rancheros
Hamantaschen
Indian Taco
Jelly
Lamb Taco
Muffin
Nachos
Navajo Taco
Okra
Omelet
Papitas
Peanut Brittle
Pistachios
Pistachio Cranberry Chocolate
Pizza
Pork
Queso Sauce
Red Chili
Refried beans
Ribs
Roast Beef Sandwich
Salsa
Samosas
Salad
Sashimi
Sausage
Sauce
Seasoning
Shepherd’s pie
Shredded Beef
Shredded Pork
Shrimp
Sopapilla
Spicy Italian Sandwich
Spinach and bacon dip
Stroganoff
Subway Albuquerque Turkey Sandwich
Sushi
Stew
Tacos (corn and flour tortillas)
Tamale
Tempura
Tortilla Soup
Thursday, April 15, 2010
I'll give you a hint -its not a road runner or cactus
Cleaning the Digital Camera
At the request of several readers the next two blogs will consist primarily of "more pictures of the kids." Many of these photos were taken nearly a year ago, but since our children don't grow we run no risk of our pictures ever being outdated. Since none of the pictures are marked I will give you my best guess as to what has been photographed.
I took this picture of Pris
cilla and the kids just before leaving for Albuquerque. Even though she was just a few months pregnant you can already see a little bit of a "baby bump" beginning to show.


Isn't it ironic that I go to work and school in order to get the experience and education to resolve the psychological confusion that my children undergo when I am at work and school?


The three most majestic locales in America: Niagara Falls, the Grand Canyon and the south-side Jersey Shore.
I took this picture of Pris
Isn't it ironic that I go to work and school in order to get the experience and education to resolve the psychological confusion that my children undergo when I am at work and school?
Thursday, February 25, 2010
It Isn’t All Green Chili and Cacti
I love New Mexico. If I had any money or marketable skills I’d even consider trading in my fifty-dollar-a-year “squatter’s” tax and apple orchard for a fixed-rate mortgage and green-chili plantation. However, in order to be fair to those who are planning on visiting us in the next few months (we are currently booked March 1-6, 12-16, 23-26; and April 1-5) I’m listing a few things that are not ideal about life in the Land of Enchantment.
Albuquerque drivers -I have taken taxis in Jerusalem, fought Chicago rush hour, commuted to work in Philly and driven through Europe for 18 days with a missionary who did not remember or care which side of the rode he needed to be on and still I think the worst drivers I’ve ever seen are New Mexicans. New Mexicans are wonderful people unless you are trying to merge or, God forbid, drive the speed limit in the right hand lane. This weekend we hit a patch of snow coming back from Colorado (eight inches, all melted by noon the next day -God bless the South West) and everyone drove like they had an open canister of plutonium in the back seat. Pick-up trucks with their blinkers on going 7 mph, spanning two-lanes of highway in an inch and a half of fallen snow. The last time I passed that many people in one trip I got pulled over for interrupting a funeral procession.
The water -You ever see those “Save the Children” commercials where kids are drinking water from stagnant pools beside bathing cattle. I think of those children every time I’m forced to drink from the tap. As much as I hate the waste, we’ve been stuck buying bottled water.
Bible Study -I like our new Albuquerque church friends, but I miss having some kind of Bible Study. This past weekend in a Sunday School class in Colorado I found myself listening to other people talk, just because I missed hearing an interesting opinion. We are hoping to get a study going with a couple families in the area next month.
That is about the only downside of NM. And now, on a positive note, my updated Green Chili Count:
Bagel, Beer, Breakfast Burrito, Burrito, Calzone, Cheeseburger, Chili-dog, Curry, Enchilada, Fajita, Hamburger, Jelly, Jerky, Hotdog, Muffin, Nachos, Pizza, Salsa, Samosa, Sushi, Stew, Tacos (corn and flour). We’ve also eaten our way through three different jars.
Albuquerque drivers -I have taken taxis in Jerusalem, fought Chicago rush hour, commuted to work in Philly and driven through Europe for 18 days with a missionary who did not remember or care which side of the rode he needed to be on and still I think the worst drivers I’ve ever seen are New Mexicans. New Mexicans are wonderful people unless you are trying to merge or, God forbid, drive the speed limit in the right hand lane. This weekend we hit a patch of snow coming back from Colorado (eight inches, all melted by noon the next day -God bless the South West) and everyone drove like they had an open canister of plutonium in the back seat. Pick-up trucks with their blinkers on going 7 mph, spanning two-lanes of highway in an inch and a half of fallen snow. The last time I passed that many people in one trip I got pulled over for interrupting a funeral procession.
The water -You ever see those “Save the Children” commercials where kids are drinking water from stagnant pools beside bathing cattle. I think of those children every time I’m forced to drink from the tap. As much as I hate the waste, we’ve been stuck buying bottled water.
Bible Study -I like our new Albuquerque church friends, but I miss having some kind of Bible Study. This past weekend in a Sunday School class in Colorado I found myself listening to other people talk, just because I missed hearing an interesting opinion. We are hoping to get a study going with a couple families in the area next month.
That is about the only downside of NM. And now, on a positive note, my updated Green Chili Count:
Bagel, Beer, Breakfast Burrito, Burrito, Calzone, Cheeseburger, Chili-dog, Curry, Enchilada, Fajita, Hamburger, Jelly, Jerky, Hotdog, Muffin, Nachos, Pizza, Salsa, Samosa, Sushi, Stew, Tacos (corn and flour). We’ve also eaten our way through three different jars.
Saturday, February 6, 2010
A Triestman Collaborative Film Project
After the rave reviews that Hadassah got for her photography I decided to let the kids do some artistic exploration. Here are two homemade cartoons that the kids and I put together. The first was co-written by Bobby and myself (Hadassah had some creative input, but I couldn't draw a unicorn.) The second film is based on a true story. I haven't uploaded the audio yet, but I think you get the point.
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Back to Early Retirment and Semi-regular Blogging
Greetings from Albuquerque, New Mexico -home of the Isotopes, the world’s largest rattlesnake collection, the national hot-air balloon festival and the green chili donut. We arrived about a week ago and I have already eaten green chili in my bagel, my beer, my pizza, my curry, my hamburger, my hotdog, my breakfast burrito and straight out of the jar. My stomach has felt like a roll of Mentos in a bottle of Pespi ever since we crossed the Colorado border.
We had a very exciting drive down which Hadassah has kindly documented with her Fisher Price camera:
Here we ar
e crossing through the Colorado Rockies. Words cannot describe the majesty of the snow-capped mountains glistening with the radiance of the rising sun -you need a picture like this to really do it justice.

Here we driving through Wyoming at two in the morning. Note our terror as the gas-gauge light goes on.

Here is Hadassah documenting her documentary by way of a mirror.

This is a shoe.
We will be here for the next 12 weeks and are taking reservations for house guests. We are currently booked March 22-25. Space is limited so reserve your spot today!

We had a very exciting drive down which Hadassah has kindly documented with her Fisher Price camera:
Here we ar
e crossing through the Colorado Rockies. Words cannot describe the majesty of the snow-capped mountains glistening with the radiance of the rising sun -you need a picture like this to really do it justice.
Here we driving through Wyoming at two in the morning. Note our terror as the gas-gauge light goes on.

Here is Hadassah documenting her documentary by way of a mirror.

This is a shoe.
We will be here for the next 12 weeks and are taking reservations for house guests. We are currently booked March 22-25. Space is limited so reserve your spot today!
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Pictures
We thought we found our camera a week ago at my parents, but after scrolling through the pictures and seeing nothing but "The Rain Man Collection" I realized that it was my dad's camera. We just found our camera and accessories this morning. Sorry for the shoddy layout of the pictures, but the display looks a lot better in the edit room than when posted:
I have no idea where the kids found the suckers, but from the looks of Bobby if your looking to take candy from a baby you better come packing.
Fresh crabs, straight from the Potomac to your table with just a brief layover in a steamy bath of Old Bay Seasoning. One of the highlights of our trips to Alexandria.
A friendly, indigenous tribes-woman holds my children at the Levittown Pre-Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Priscilla and the kids standing in "the mall" courtyard in D.C. Behind them can be seen the Washington Monument.
Priscilla and the kids standing in the same exact place in "the mall" courtyard in D.C. Behind them can be seen the Capital Building.
I took this picture to prove to Priscilla that, yes, the kids do nap for me.
Shopping, popping (video) and photo opping.
Monday, December 1, 2008
December 5th! (Addendum)*
Trying to teach Hadassah her alphabet has alerted me to the importance of early childhood education. I am dedicating my next two blogs to the two greatest early childhood educators the world has ever known.
At Steph’s request -my birthday/Christmas wish list.
Today is the day that all days wish to be
It’s the day that you say happy birthday to me.
So rejoice! Celebrate! Sing a song! Do a dance!
(Then send me a present when you get the chance)
You can give me a package, an e-card, a letter
When it comes to gift getting I’m a real good gift getter
This great world is filled with such great things to get me
It’s such a great shame many haven’t yet met me
So for those in the know who don’t know what to get
Here’s a list of great gifts that I haven’t got yet:
I’d like a car starter that comes easily apart
Cause the starter costs more than the car it will start
Of course chocolate and ice cream I always can use
Or wine or a fridge filled with fun micro-brews
Or a _____ of the month club, I’m certain to like
Like the fish one that’s offered by good Cap’n Mike
A much bigger bath tub or dinner for two
While someone else watches you know who and who
And as always I’m happy for any aged cheese
More old and less mold is more likely to please
(Yet I’m told that the mold makes a cheesier cheese)
And if you want to splurge on a present for me
I would sure like to get a cheap online degree
A master’s in psych would be great altogether
But a doctorate would even be that much more better
(I would love to be smart without having to try
And the best smarts are smarts you can easily buy).
So send me your chocolates, doctorates and cheese
I will take what I get cause I’m easy to please
And we’ll all be hap-happy as happy can be
Cause today we can say happy birthday to me
*Any gifts comprised of time sensitive materials that must be received by February 1st are to be sent to 5597 Seminary Rd, Falls Church, VA 22401, Apt. 1005s. Standing address for all other shipments is 611 Old Town Rd, Eveleth MN, 55734.
At Steph’s request -my birthday/Christmas wish list.
Today is the day that all days wish to be
It’s the day that you say happy birthday to me.
So rejoice! Celebrate! Sing a song! Do a dance!
(Then send me a present when you get the chance)
You can give me a package, an e-card, a letter
When it comes to gift getting I’m a real good gift getter
This great world is filled with such great things to get me
It’s such a great shame many haven’t yet met me
So for those in the know who don’t know what to get
Here’s a list of great gifts that I haven’t got yet:
I’d like a car starter that comes easily apart
Cause the starter costs more than the car it will start
Of course chocolate and ice cream I always can use
Or wine or a fridge filled with fun micro-brews
Or a _____ of the month club, I’m certain to like
Like the fish one that’s offered by good Cap’n Mike
A much bigger bath tub or dinner for two
While someone else watches you know who and who
And as always I’m happy for any aged cheese
More old and less mold is more likely to please
(Yet I’m told that the mold makes a cheesier cheese)
And if you want to splurge on a present for me
I would sure like to get a cheap online degree
A master’s in psych would be great altogether
But a doctorate would even be that much more better
(I would love to be smart without having to try
And the best smarts are smarts you can easily buy).
So send me your chocolates, doctorates and cheese
I will take what I get cause I’m easy to please
And we’ll all be hap-happy as happy can be
Cause today we can say happy birthday to me
*Any gifts comprised of time sensitive materials that must be received by February 1st are to be sent to 5597 Seminary Rd, Falls Church, VA 22401, Apt. 1005s. Standing address for all other shipments is 611 Old Town Rd, Eveleth MN, 55734.
A is for Acid Reflux
Trying to teach Hadassah her alphabet has alerted me to the importance of early childhood education. I am dedicating my next two blogs to the two greatest early childhood educators the world has ever known.
At Eric's request -A list of some of the foods we have eaten thus far. (When Priscilla gets home tonight with the camera I'll download some pictures).
A is for Apple -The most prestigious place that we have been to is a Chinese restaurant just a mile down the road. It's a favorite of the Bush's. Along with their world famous Peking Duck we got an order of their toffee apples. They dip apple slices in a special caramel mixture then, at your table, drop the slices into a bowl of ice water causing them to instantly crystallize into a desert that is crisp and sweet on the outside and warm and soft on the inside.
B is for Berries -Being a little further south, we've been able to access a greater variety of fresh produce for Hadassah and Bobby to grind into our white carpeting. In the pass week I've been able to distinguish the following stains: blueberry (both fresh and frozen), strawberry, raspberry (both red and golden), blackberry, cranberry, cherry, chocolate, tooth paste, yucca, feces and icing.
C is for Crab -Freshly fished from the Potomac, these are the Great-great grandchildren of the steamed crabs George Washington would have eaten.
D is for Deli -One of my favorite meals so far has been the corned beef special I got at a deli in the Reading Terminal Market. They bring out a corned beef roast, cut off a few pounds of fat, drizzle it with coleslaw and Russian dressing, then slap it between two slices of rye bread.
E is for Eight year-old gouda -The woman selling this cheese told me, shame-facedly, that she could not guarantee that the cheese is eight-years old. She could, however, confirm that the sign in front of the gouda that they had been getting from the European cheese distributor had been there for over 12 years.
F is for Fish -We were able to go to two different sushi shops. I was especially impressed with the one in DC -a Japanese/Chinese hybrid in China town, just a few blocks from the National Spy Museum where Steve Carell works during the summer while on vacation from Dunder-Mifflin. We also picked up some fresh Mackerel on a trip to Philly that we grilled out on our deck (number 50 for the year).
G is for Genacotti-A genacotti is a deep-fried calzone. We get them from Julios -a pizzeria down the road from my parents place.
H is for Hotdog -The best hotdog in the world, of course, is the Philly dogs that you would get at the vet. (Best when eaten in the top of the third while the Phillies are leading 2-1). The second best hotdog I ever had I got just the other day at Five Guys. If there is a Five Guys nearby, go. It is without doubt the best buy in takeout.
I is for Ice cream -A pint of Ben and Jerry's Strawberry Cheese Cake, two pints of Ben and Jerry's Dublin Mudslide, a pint of Ben and Jerry's One Cheese Cake Brownie, three pints of Ben and Jerry's Oatmeal Cookie Chunk, a pint of Ben and Jerry's Mint Chocolate Cookie, a pint of Ben and Jerry's Cinnamon Bun, two visits to the Haagen Dazs scoop shop, two trips to Ben and Jerry scoop shop and a DQ ice-cream cake for Hadassah's Birthday. My favorite? The free scoop of Imagine Whirled Peace that Ben and Jerry gave me during the election, despite voting libertarian.
J is for Jamaican ginger beer -Our grocery store stocks several varieties both by the bottle and liter, but the most potent stuff I found was the homemade version at an Asian heath food store in the RTM.
K is for Kreme Puff -Sandwiched between two hallel butcheries is a middle-eastern pastry shop. Sure the coffee is weak, but at least it kills the taste of their kreme puffs. (We found a pretty cool French pastry a few blocks away that makes a great fruit crème tart.)
L is for Lebanese -Our local sports cafe is a middle eastern hookah bar that serves Lebanese cuisine and has only eastern-European waiters. They have no sound on their televisions and, of course, prefer to show futbol.
M is for Mexican -We went to an authentic Mexican restaurant that we found by "the mall" in DC. The best entree was a seared scallop dish in a pumpkin sauce. For desert I got a spiced Mexican coffee with this star of anise ice cream kaluha gelatin tart thingy. Priscilla has been experimenting with the local grocery store's Mexican waters. Apparently "cashew" is Spanish for "pepper."
N is for Nothing -This is what I've been having for lunch most days as my children are vultures. (I'll make myself a dish and Hadassah will eat all the vegetables, Bobby will eat all the meat and the carpet and children's clothes will end up soaking up all the sauce.)
O is for Olive oil - We are currently on our third bottle of olive oil. Priscilla bought the cheaper stuff to cook with, while the expensive olive oil we've been using to spread liberally on our carpet.
P is for Peruvian chicken -Right outside our door is a Peruvian chicken place. (In our community Peruvian chicken places are like KFC's.) Sometimes on the way home from church I'll pick up a fresh coal roasted bird to eat during the 'Skins game.
Q is for Quail -At one of our Thai restaurants we ordered the kids a couple of quails. Here's some advice -when you order quail for a 2 year old its a good idea not to have you back up plan to be lychee dumplings.
R is for Reading Terminal Market -It started as a place for the Amish merchants to trade their wares. Today its home to the freshest food and ingredients the city has to offer. My favorite is the cannolis at the Italian bakery.
S is for Shwarma -The best shwarma I've had outside of Israel I found at a greasy hookah bar a few blocks from our apartment. They also have great Turkish coffee and pretty good shisha. The owner also lives on our floor.
T is for Thia -I usually don't go for Thai, but I've been dogging a cold for the past few weeks and have been taking green curry medicinally.
U is for Urchin -Wok and Roll, probably the best Sushi I've ever had. The guy took about fifteen minutes just to arrange my pickled ginger.
V is for Vegetables/fruit -Although the kids would be happy eating nothing but crackers and cereal, I've been trying to incorporate a variety of fruit and vegetables into our diet. (Is peanut-butter a fruit or a vegetable?)
W is for Water-Ice -Rita's Italian Water-Ice came out with a seasonal pumpkin-spice cream ice, so if you live in any of the eight states where Rita's is available . . .
X is for Xedrin -Despite my healthy diet and rigorous exercise routine, I've been having a lot of headaches and difficulty sleeping. Possible causes: lack of stress, unseasonable warmth, change in altitude, respiratory reaction to mold withdraw.
Y is for Yuengling -Yuengling, a Philadelphia company and the oldest brewery in the US, came out with an amazing bottled "Black and Tan." I've also really enjoyed the Samuel Adams Holiday Collection.
Z is for Zycam -Because green curry can't do everything.
At Eric's request -A list of some of the foods we have eaten thus far. (When Priscilla gets home tonight with the camera I'll download some pictures).
A is for Apple -The most prestigious place that we have been to is a Chinese restaurant just a mile down the road. It's a favorite of the Bush's. Along with their world famous Peking Duck we got an order of their toffee apples. They dip apple slices in a special caramel mixture then, at your table, drop the slices into a bowl of ice water causing them to instantly crystallize into a desert that is crisp and sweet on the outside and warm and soft on the inside.
B is for Berries -Being a little further south, we've been able to access a greater variety of fresh produce for Hadassah and Bobby to grind into our white carpeting. In the pass week I've been able to distinguish the following stains: blueberry (both fresh and frozen), strawberry, raspberry (both red and golden), blackberry, cranberry, cherry, chocolate, tooth paste, yucca, feces and icing.
C is for Crab -Freshly fished from the Potomac, these are the Great-great grandchildren of the steamed crabs George Washington would have eaten.
D is for Deli -One of my favorite meals so far has been the corned beef special I got at a deli in the Reading Terminal Market. They bring out a corned beef roast, cut off a few pounds of fat, drizzle it with coleslaw and Russian dressing, then slap it between two slices of rye bread.
E is for Eight year-old gouda -The woman selling this cheese told me, shame-facedly, that she could not guarantee that the cheese is eight-years old. She could, however, confirm that the sign in front of the gouda that they had been getting from the European cheese distributor had been there for over 12 years.
F is for Fish -We were able to go to two different sushi shops. I was especially impressed with the one in DC -a Japanese/Chinese hybrid in China town, just a few blocks from the National Spy Museum where Steve Carell works during the summer while on vacation from Dunder-Mifflin. We also picked up some fresh Mackerel on a trip to Philly that we grilled out on our deck (number 50 for the year).
G is for Genacotti-A genacotti is a deep-fried calzone. We get them from Julios -a pizzeria down the road from my parents place.
H is for Hotdog -The best hotdog in the world, of course, is the Philly dogs that you would get at the vet. (Best when eaten in the top of the third while the Phillies are leading 2-1). The second best hotdog I ever had I got just the other day at Five Guys. If there is a Five Guys nearby, go. It is without doubt the best buy in takeout.
I is for Ice cream -A pint of Ben and Jerry's Strawberry Cheese Cake, two pints of Ben and Jerry's Dublin Mudslide, a pint of Ben and Jerry's One Cheese Cake Brownie, three pints of Ben and Jerry's Oatmeal Cookie Chunk, a pint of Ben and Jerry's Mint Chocolate Cookie, a pint of Ben and Jerry's Cinnamon Bun, two visits to the Haagen Dazs scoop shop, two trips to Ben and Jerry scoop shop and a DQ ice-cream cake for Hadassah's Birthday. My favorite? The free scoop of Imagine Whirled Peace that Ben and Jerry gave me during the election, despite voting libertarian.
J is for Jamaican ginger beer -Our grocery store stocks several varieties both by the bottle and liter, but the most potent stuff I found was the homemade version at an Asian heath food store in the RTM.
K is for Kreme Puff -Sandwiched between two hallel butcheries is a middle-eastern pastry shop. Sure the coffee is weak, but at least it kills the taste of their kreme puffs. (We found a pretty cool French pastry a few blocks away that makes a great fruit crème tart.)
L is for Lebanese -Our local sports cafe is a middle eastern hookah bar that serves Lebanese cuisine and has only eastern-European waiters. They have no sound on their televisions and, of course, prefer to show futbol.
M is for Mexican -We went to an authentic Mexican restaurant that we found by "the mall" in DC. The best entree was a seared scallop dish in a pumpkin sauce. For desert I got a spiced Mexican coffee with this star of anise ice cream kaluha gelatin tart thingy. Priscilla has been experimenting with the local grocery store's Mexican waters. Apparently "cashew" is Spanish for "pepper."
N is for Nothing -This is what I've been having for lunch most days as my children are vultures. (I'll make myself a dish and Hadassah will eat all the vegetables, Bobby will eat all the meat and the carpet and children's clothes will end up soaking up all the sauce.)
O is for Olive oil - We are currently on our third bottle of olive oil. Priscilla bought the cheaper stuff to cook with, while the expensive olive oil we've been using to spread liberally on our carpet.
P is for Peruvian chicken -Right outside our door is a Peruvian chicken place. (In our community Peruvian chicken places are like KFC's.) Sometimes on the way home from church I'll pick up a fresh coal roasted bird to eat during the 'Skins game.
Q is for Quail -At one of our Thai restaurants we ordered the kids a couple of quails. Here's some advice -when you order quail for a 2 year old its a good idea not to have you back up plan to be lychee dumplings.
R is for Reading Terminal Market -It started as a place for the Amish merchants to trade their wares. Today its home to the freshest food and ingredients the city has to offer. My favorite is the cannolis at the Italian bakery.
S is for Shwarma -The best shwarma I've had outside of Israel I found at a greasy hookah bar a few blocks from our apartment. They also have great Turkish coffee and pretty good shisha. The owner also lives on our floor.
T is for Thia -I usually don't go for Thai, but I've been dogging a cold for the past few weeks and have been taking green curry medicinally.
U is for Urchin -Wok and Roll, probably the best Sushi I've ever had. The guy took about fifteen minutes just to arrange my pickled ginger.
V is for Vegetables/fruit -Although the kids would be happy eating nothing but crackers and cereal, I've been trying to incorporate a variety of fruit and vegetables into our diet. (Is peanut-butter a fruit or a vegetable?)
W is for Water-Ice -Rita's Italian Water-Ice came out with a seasonal pumpkin-spice cream ice, so if you live in any of the eight states where Rita's is available . . .
X is for Xedrin -Despite my healthy diet and rigorous exercise routine, I've been having a lot of headaches and difficulty sleeping. Possible causes: lack of stress, unseasonable warmth, change in altitude, respiratory reaction to mold withdraw.
Y is for Yuengling -Yuengling, a Philadelphia company and the oldest brewery in the US, came out with an amazing bottled "Black and Tan." I've also really enjoyed the Samuel Adams Holiday Collection.
Z is for Zycam -Because green curry can't do everything.
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Bossiness is a Dominant Gene
Spending so much time with my family recently I’ve been able to recognize odd quirks or personality traits being echoed in the mannerisms and behaviors of our kids. Since I haven’t been able to find our computer cord in order to download our recent photos I thought in the meantime we could play a game I’m calling “That’s the Last Time Your Uncle Dave is Babysitting You!” Here’s how you play: I’ll list something I saw the kids doing recently and then give multiple choices as to which family member might have taught them that behavior. Whoever can best match their responses to mine wins:
1. When the kids are given “prizes” Bobby will hide his in a secret stash. He will then bring it out hours, sometimes days, later so that he can tease Hadassah about having a prize. Is this . . .
a. Daddy
b. Mommy
c. Grandma Roxanne
d. Uncle Josh
e. Uncle Dave
2. While playing at the park Hadassah likes to force frightened children to hold hands with her. Is this . . .
a. Daddy
b. Mommy
c. Papa Larry
d. Uncle Ben
e. Aunt Stephie
3. Bobby likes to parrot others and repeat “catch phrases” from commercials he has seen. Is this . . .
a. Daddy
b. Mommy
c. Papa Larry
d. Zadie Triestman
e. Other ________
4. Hadassah likes to change her outfit four times a day, cries when you make her use the orange crayon because “it’s a boy color,” and is often caught telling herself how pretty she is while looking at herself in the mirror. Is this . . .
a. Bubbie Triestman
b. Mommy
c. Aunt Bep
d. Aunt Stephie
e. other ________
5. The other day Priscilla and I watched as both children took turns repeatedly flinging themselves headlong off the back of the couch, pausing periodically to laugh at the others pain. Is this . . .
a. Mommy
b. Auntie Stephie
c. Uncle Carson
d. Uncle Dave
e. Uncle Josh
6. This morning I walked into a room to find that Hadassah had been having a conversation with me for the past hour and a half. Is this . . .
a. Daddy
b. Mommy
c. Uncle Josh
d. Zadie Triestman
e. Uncle Carson
7. Bobby is impervious to discouragement, discipline or the limitations of reality itself. Is this . . .
a. Daddy
b. Zadie Triestman
c. Uncle Dave
d. Uncle Josh
e. Aunt Stephie
8. When family comes to visit Hadassah likes to greet them at the door by asking where her present is. Is this . . .
a. Daddy
b. Uncle Carson
c. Aunt Bep
d. Aunt Stephie
e. other _________
9. Bobby goes through his days with a perpetual cloud of dust hovering over him and a ring of cookie encircling his mouth. Intervention will only dirty a cloth. Is this . . .
a. Daddy
b. Grandma Roxanne
c. Bubbie Triestman
d. Uncle Carson
e. Uncle Dave
10. When falling, the first thing Hadassah will do is check to see if her hands got dirty. If so she will begin crying for someone to wipe off her oowie. Is this . . .
a. Mommy
b. Auntie Stephie
c. Auntie Bep
d. Uncle Dave
e. Uncle Ben
11. When Bobby takes a toy from Hadassah she will let him have it and find another toy with which to play. Is this . . .
a. Daddy
b. Papa Larry
c. Uncle Ben
d. Aunt Bep
e. Uncle Carson


Although there might be some discussion as to who the kids "take after," it should be obvious to everyone who they look like. (Pictured here is my favorite photo of all-time along with a random archive picture of Bobby.)
1. When the kids are given “prizes” Bobby will hide his in a secret stash. He will then bring it out hours, sometimes days, later so that he can tease Hadassah about having a prize. Is this . . .
a. Daddy
b. Mommy
c. Grandma Roxanne
d. Uncle Josh
e. Uncle Dave
2. While playing at the park Hadassah likes to force frightened children to hold hands with her. Is this . . .
a. Daddy
b. Mommy
c. Papa Larry
d. Uncle Ben
e. Aunt Stephie
3. Bobby likes to parrot others and repeat “catch phrases” from commercials he has seen. Is this . . .
a. Daddy
b. Mommy
c. Papa Larry
d. Zadie Triestman
e. Other ________
4. Hadassah likes to change her outfit four times a day, cries when you make her use the orange crayon because “it’s a boy color,” and is often caught telling herself how pretty she is while looking at herself in the mirror. Is this . . .
a. Bubbie Triestman
b. Mommy
c. Aunt Bep
d. Aunt Stephie
e. other ________
5. The other day Priscilla and I watched as both children took turns repeatedly flinging themselves headlong off the back of the couch, pausing periodically to laugh at the others pain. Is this . . .
a. Mommy
b. Auntie Stephie
c. Uncle Carson
d. Uncle Dave
e. Uncle Josh
6. This morning I walked into a room to find that Hadassah had been having a conversation with me for the past hour and a half. Is this . . .
a. Daddy
b. Mommy
c. Uncle Josh
d. Zadie Triestman
e. Uncle Carson
7. Bobby is impervious to discouragement, discipline or the limitations of reality itself. Is this . . .
a. Daddy
b. Zadie Triestman
c. Uncle Dave
d. Uncle Josh
e. Aunt Stephie
8. When family comes to visit Hadassah likes to greet them at the door by asking where her present is. Is this . . .
a. Daddy
b. Uncle Carson
c. Aunt Bep
d. Aunt Stephie
e. other _________
9. Bobby goes through his days with a perpetual cloud of dust hovering over him and a ring of cookie encircling his mouth. Intervention will only dirty a cloth. Is this . . .
a. Daddy
b. Grandma Roxanne
c. Bubbie Triestman
d. Uncle Carson
e. Uncle Dave
10. When falling, the first thing Hadassah will do is check to see if her hands got dirty. If so she will begin crying for someone to wipe off her oowie. Is this . . .
a. Mommy
b. Auntie Stephie
c. Auntie Bep
d. Uncle Dave
e. Uncle Ben
11. When Bobby takes a toy from Hadassah she will let him have it and find another toy with which to play. Is this . . .
a. Daddy
b. Papa Larry
c. Uncle Ben
d. Aunt Bep
e. Uncle Carson
Although there might be some discussion as to who the kids "take after," it should be obvious to everyone who they look like. (Pictured here is my favorite photo of all-time along with a random archive picture of Bobby.)
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Yes We Can !
History has been made. They said we could not do it, but the cynics have been silenced, the critics dismayed. A new regime has been ushered in and it feels great . . . the Phillies have won the World Series! An estimated 3 million people were on-hand at our nation's first capital to view a ticker-tape parade celebrating the first professional championship win to come to Philadelphia in 25 years. The Philadelphia Phillies, who have already made history as being the losing-est team in the life of American sports (only team to ever reach 10,000 losses -and counting), have brought back the championship, and with it the hope of a nation, to the birth-place of freedom and democracy, Philadelphia -The City of Brotherly Love.
Following this theme of unprecedented, historical events the following unparalleled achievements have also taken place this week:
1. I vacuumed the floor.

2. I heard family news from the source, rather than filtered through Priscilla, as told by Roxanne. (In this file photo my sister-in-law Stephanie has been replaced by two Triestman males and a turkey leg).
3. Bob Barr became the first libertarian candidate to win over one percent of the national vote in a US presidential election won by an African American.
4. My brother Ben called me without having accidentally sat on his phone.
Following this theme of unprecedented, historical events the following unparalleled achievements have also taken place this week:
1. I vacuumed the floor.
2. I heard family news from the source, rather than filtered through Priscilla, as told by Roxanne. (In this file photo my sister-in-law Stephanie has been replaced by two Triestman males and a turkey leg).
4. My brother Ben called me without having accidentally sat on his phone.
Monday, November 3, 2008
Happy Candy Exchange Day
Priscilla worked this weekend so I was responsible for improvising costumes and esc
orting the kids through the apartment complex. Hadassah went as a fairy-princess-ballerina and Bobby went as Chase Utley. (It's kind of embarrassing to consider that these "costumes" are actually a part of our kids daily wardrobe rotation).
We live in a predominantly recently-immigrated community and this was a first Halloween for many of our neighbors. One woman actually asked i
f us to walk her through the "ritual of trick or treat." (She and her husband were very excited to be a part of this secular American tradition, although they were surprised to learn that it is customary on Halloween to change the diapers of the trick or treaters while their father eats a plate of curry. Exploiting the ignorance o
f immigrants would not have been such a big deal if the kids coming behind us had not been so put off at having their diapers forcibly changed.)
It was interesting to see how each of our kids responded to the consumption of excessive amounts of candy. Hadassah became extremely giddy and fun-loving, while Bobby became mean and surly.
We also made a
gingerbread house, which was a really fun project until Bobby realized that the arts and crafts materials were edible. (I'm really impressed with how Hadassah "hams it up" in these pictures. She actually doesn't have anything in her hand, but is pretending to sneakily eat the house in order to make the shot work better.)

Here Bobby shows us the after-effects of Candy Exchange Day. (Contrary to the old-wives tale, smearing tooth-paste on your head will not cure a sugar-hangover.) Apparently Hadassah had seen how funny it was when I had put makeup on Bobby for his costume and decided that she was going to be funny too by splattering his head with eye-liner and toothpaste.
Do you think it sends mixed messages to the kids by taking pictures of their disobedience and then spanking them?
We live in a predominantly recently-immigrated community and this was a first Halloween for many of our neighbors. One woman actually asked i
It was interesting to see how each of our kids responded to the consumption of excessive amounts of candy. Hadassah became extremely giddy and fun-loving, while Bobby became mean and surly.
We also made a
Here Bobby shows us the after-effects of Candy Exchange Day. (Contrary to the old-wives tale, smearing tooth-paste on your head will not cure a sugar-hangover.) Apparently Hadassah had seen how funny it was when I had put makeup on Bobby for his costume and decided that she was going to be funny too by splattering his head with eye-liner and toothpaste.
Do you think it sends mixed messages to the kids by taking pictures of their disobedience and then spanking them?
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