Our House is a Very Very Very Fine House

Here is a brief rundown of the amenities our apartment has to offer:

-Two Bedrooms

-Carpeted dining area (so much for trying to get back any deposit)

-Our first television (Hadassah and Bobby have already figured out how to work the remote which means that every morning I wake up to Judge Judy blaring on the Spanish Network)

-Our very own two-in-one Eurotrash washer/dryer (clean jeans are just 32 hours away -this afternoon I had to have Hadassah show me what two buttons to push in order to disable to child-saftey lock)

-Two walk-in closets

-Five crawl-in closets

-24 hour fitness center (especially important as I have located 17 Ben and Jerry Scoop Shops in a 20 mile radius)

-Two Bathrooms (especially important as I have located 17 Ben and Jerry Scoop Shops in a 20 mile radius)

-Real on-site convenience store ("Real" meaning that it is stocked with tahini and kosher beef and run by a disgruntled Korean)